I asked the lord to tell me
Why my house is such a
mess
He asked if i'd been 'computering'
And I had to answer 'yes'
Hetold me to get of my butt
And tidy up the house
And so I started cleaning up
The smudges of my mouse
I wiped and shined the topside
That really had the trick
I was just admiring my good work
I didn't mean to dick
'But dick, I did and oops- I found
A real absorbing site
That I got so way into it
I was into it all night
I guess my house will stay a mess
While is it here on my bum
